Thursday, January 7, 2010

rAnDom ON pURpoSe

I like order.
I appreciate symmetry, and things that 'go' together.
Chaos stresses me. Disarray jumbles my thinking.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.

But, I also like to be random. As in without rhyme or reason. No method or logical sequence. Its surprisingly hard to be random sometimes. My brain is not really wired that way. I tend to think in an orderly and precise train of thought. One thing leads to another, and I rarely get 'off' topic.
As I get older I do believe that I am learning to loosen up and relax. And the more I realize that being random is a gift, because randomness leads to laughter, and if you can make people laugh then you will always have friends.
'Laughing with friends is good for the soul' - Me :)

So; this is my attempt at randomness and I hope it brings a smile to your face (because it looks SO much better that way hehe)

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Grandparents on facebook is weird, and downright creepy.

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When I type the lol I actually say 'laugh out loud' in my head.
I also have the tendency to mouth all the words as I type them.

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Speaking in an accent instantly makes talking more fun.

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Whenever you are trying to make polite conversation it always helps to speak loud enough that they can hear you.

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There should be a law that all grocery stores must follow the same basic layout.

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No, I did not turn up the radio because you started singing, I just couldn't hear it very well.

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Having a bad day? Just go to an auto parts store, they treat girls like royalty there.

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It is not about what you say, its about what you communicate.

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I like to play peek-a-boo with random babies at Wal-mart. Which either makes the mother smile or give me a dirty-you're-a-creeper-look :P

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Just because I'm wrong, does not make you right.

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Marriage; the only family you can choose.....hmm

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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture

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'If I answer the phone and they have an Indian (as in India) accent, I hang up.' - mom

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Normal is boring. Whoever invented normal anyways? What is the standard that 'we' judge 'normal' by?

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Nothing tips like a cow.

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'Ello poppet. 'Ello chum.

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'Is that you breathing? 'Cause I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.' - Kah Mun Rah (I have come baaaaack to life!)

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British people have so many cool words (must be said with accent): Smashing. Brilliant. By jove! Bimble (to wander aimlessly). Cheeky. Daft. Blimey. Kerfuffle (fight). Manky (sick). Naff (lame, cheap, tacky). Numpty (stupid person). Oy! Spot on. Ta (thanks awfully). Telly. Wonky (off, not straight, something wrong.

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R-U-N-N-O-F-T

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Hope you enjoyed my attempt at randomness, on purpose :)

be free
~noel~

4 comments:

Whitney said...

You and I are too much alike!! I LOVED it, you did a great job and so many of those thoughts I have thought about before. Good Post!!

Your Friend said...

I enjoyed 7, 9, and 18 =D. I love playing with cute babies at Walmart!

DOT (Maria) said...

I am proud of you. I never know that randomness was hard to come by for anyone. It is only hard for me when I try to be random. Otherwise a am random when I am actually trying to be normal. :P

Eat Drink and be Random.

Megan said...

My Favorites:

"When I type the lol I actually say 'laugh out loud' in my head. I also have the tendency to mouth all the words as I type them."
-I do this too. :) Often I actually whisper or say out loud what I am writing while I type/text. :)

"Speaking in an accent instantly makes talking more fun."
-Tis true, tis true. (Said in a British accent because I am tired. :) Is almost 1 AM.)

"Having a bad day? Just go to an auto parts store, they treat girls like royalty there."
-Mhmmm. They do. ;)

"Just because I'm wrong, does not make you right."
-Ah. Yes. Interesting thought. Many times people (including myself) use this as their argument to prove they are right. But it isn't always true.

Those British words are fun. My personal favorite word to say in a British accent is "quite." Yes, quite. Quite lovely, quite smashing, quite brilliant, etc. :)

So yes, I enjoyed your intentional randomness. :)