I like order.
I appreciate symmetry, and things that 'go' together.
Chaos stresses me. Disarray jumbles my thinking.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
But, I also like to be random. As in without rhyme or reason. No method or logical sequence. Its surprisingly hard to be random sometimes. My brain is not really wired that way. I tend to think in an orderly and precise train of thought. One thing leads to another, and I rarely get 'off' topic.
As I get older I do believe that I am learning to loosen up and relax. And the more I realize that being random is a gift, because randomness leads to laughter, and if you can make people laugh then you will always have friends.
'Laughing with friends is good for the soul' - Me :)
So; this is my attempt at randomness and I hope it brings a smile to your face (because it looks SO much better that way hehe)
Grandparents on facebook is weird, and downright creepy.
When I type the lol I actually say 'laugh out loud' in my head.
I also have the tendency to mouth all the words as I type them.
Speaking in an accent instantly makes talking more fun.
Whenever you are trying to make polite conversation it always helps to speak loud enough that they can hear you.
There should be a law that all grocery stores must follow the same basic layout.
No, I did not turn up the radio because you started singing, I just couldn't hear it very well.
Having a bad day? Just go to an auto parts store, they treat girls like royalty there.
It is not about what you say, its about what you communicate.
I like to play peek-a-boo with random babies at Wal-mart. Which either makes the mother smile or give me a dirty-you're-a-creeper-look :P
Just because I'm wrong, does not make you right.
Marriage; the only family you can choose.....hmm
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
'If I answer the phone and they have an Indian (as in India) accent, I hang up.' - mom
Normal is boring. Whoever invented normal anyways? What is the standard that 'we' judge 'normal' by?
Nothing tips like a cow.
'Ello poppet. 'Ello chum.
'Is that you breathing? 'Cause I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.' - Kah Mun Rah (I have come baaaaack to life!)
British people have so many cool words (must be said with accent): Smashing. Brilliant. By jove! Bimble (to wander aimlessly). Cheeky. Daft. Blimey. Kerfuffle (fight). Manky (sick). Naff (lame, cheap, tacky). Numpty (stupid person). Oy! Spot on. Ta (thanks awfully). Telly. Wonky (off, not straight, something wrong.
Hope you enjoyed my attempt at randomness, on purpose :)